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WRESTLING RIGHT NOW.

WITHOUT THE BULLSHIT.

Sit Down Shut Up Mark Out is what happens when wrestling fans love this ridiculous sport enough to talk about it for hours—and are self-aware enough to know how ridiculous that is.

Hosted by Blade Daily with a rotating collection of friends, guests, and fellow wrestling obsessives, SDSUMO dives into AEW, NJPW, STARDOM, ROH, CMLL, and wherever else great wrestling happens.

Matches. Stories. Characters. Booking. Bad decisions. Great decisions. Things that make us yell at the television.

What you won’t get are ratings wars, ticket-sale discourse, backstage gossip, or fans pretending they’re wrestling executives.

Sometimes thoughtful. Frequently ridiculous. Occasionally unhinged.

We love. We laugh. We babble.

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Sometimes you've just got to Sit Down. Shut Up. Mark Out.

Whether you're losing your mind over Kenny Omega, debating the latest AEW booking decision, discovering an obscure territory classic, or laughing at wrestling's gloriously ridiculous moments, this shirt is for fans who remember why they fell in love with professional wrestling in the first place.

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  • Available in 8 colors

At Jobber Underground, we don't care about ratings.

We don't care about backstage gossip.

We don't care who moved the most merch.

We care about great wrestling, great conversations, and marking out with fellow fans.

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  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)

  • Pre-shrunk fabric

  • Side-seamed construction

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Some people watch wrestling.

Some people mark out.

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Some people watch wrestling.

Some people live wrestling.

If you've ever stood up during a near fall...

Yelled "HE KICKED OUT!" at your television...

Or somehow turned a five-minute conversation into a 45-minute debate about whether Kenny Omega or Bret Hart is the better storyteller...

Congratulations.

You're one of us.

The Sit Down Shut Up Mark Out Full-Zip Hoodie is built for wrestling fans who wear their fandom proudly. Featuring a clean left chest logo on the front and a full-size sumo leg drop graphic on the back, it's the perfect layer for late-night pay-per-views, road trips to indie shows, podcast recordings, conventions, or arguing with your friends about whether that match was actually five stars.

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Features

  • Premium full-zip hoodie

  • Soft, heavyweight cotton blend for year-round comfort

  • Relaxed fit that's perfect for layering

  • Three-panel hood with matching drawcord

  • Full-length zipper with auto-lock slider

  • Front kangaroo pockets

  • Ribbed cuffs and waistband

  • Small Sit Down Shut Up Mark Out logo on the chest

  • Large sumo leg drop graphic across the back

  • Available in Navy, Charcoal Heather, and Red

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Around here, we don't care about TV ratings.

We don't care about backstage rumors.

We don't care who "won the internet."

We care about the joy of professional wrestling—and marking out with people who love it just as much as we do.

So...

Sit Down. Shut Up. Mark Out.

Material Details

  • 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester

  • Heather Grey: 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester

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  • Fabric weight: 8.3 oz./yd² (280 g/m²)

  • Relaxed fit

  • Three-panel hood with matching round drawcord

  • Full-length zipper with auto-lock slider

  • Front kangaroo pockets

  • Ribbed cuffs and waistband

  • Blank garment sourced from Pakistan

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