Sometimes you've just got to Sit Down. Shut Up. Mark Out.
Whether you're losing your mind over Kenny Omega, debating the latest AEW booking decision, discovering an obscure territory classic, or laughing at wrestling's gloriously ridiculous moments, this shirt is for fans who remember why they fell in love with professional wrestling in the first place.
Featuring everyone's favorite totally original, definitely-not-inspired-by-anyone sumo wrestler dropping a picture-perfect leg drop, this design captures the chaotic energy of the Sit Down Shut Up Mark Out podcast and the Jobber Underground community. Wrestling is serious business... except when it's absolutely not.
Printed on the legendary Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Tee, this premium wrestling t-shirt delivers exceptional softness, lightweight comfort, and just the right amount of stretch. Whether you're headed to an indie show, watching Dynamite with friends, recording your own wrestling podcast, or spending way too much time arguing about five-star matches online, this tee is built for all-day comfort.
Available in 10 colors—Navy, Brown, Dark Grey, Red, Heather Navy, Military Green, Asphalt, Heather Brown, Olive, and Heather True Royal—there's a perfect fit for every wrestling sicko.
Features
Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirt
Ultra-soft combed and ring-spun cotton
Lightweight, breathable fabric with comfortable stretch
Modern retail fit for everyday wear
Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit
Side-seamed construction for added durability
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for lasting comfort
Available in 10 colors
At Jobber Underground, we don't care about ratings.
We don't care about backstage gossip.
We don't care who moved the most merch.
We care about great wrestling, great conversations, and marking out with fellow fans.
Material Details
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank garments sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the USA
Please Note: Lighter Heather colors may be slightly sheer under certain lighting conditions.
Sometimes you've just got to Sit Down. Shut Up. Mark Out.
Whether you're losing your mind over Kenny Omega, debating the latest AEW booking decision, discovering an obscure territory classic, or laughing at wrestling's gloriously ridiculous moments, this shirt is for fans who remember why they fell in love with professional wrestling in the first place.
Featuring everyone's favorite totally original, definitely-not-inspired-by-anyone sumo wrestler dropping a picture-perfect leg drop, this design captures the chaotic energy of the Sit Down Shut Up Mark Out podcast and the Jobber Underground community. Wrestling is serious business... except when it's absolutely not.
Printed on the legendary Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Tee, this premium wrestling t-shirt delivers exceptional softness, lightweight comfort, and just the right amount of stretch. Whether you're headed to an indie show, watching Dynamite with friends, recording your own wrestling podcast, or spending way too much time arguing about five-star matches online, this tee is built for all-day comfort.
Available in 10 colors—Navy, Brown, Dark Grey, Red, Heather Navy, Military Green, Asphalt, Heather Brown, Olive, and Heather True Royal—there's a perfect fit for every wrestling sicko.
Features
Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirt
Ultra-soft combed and ring-spun cotton
Lightweight, breathable fabric with comfortable stretch
Modern retail fit for everyday wear
Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit
Side-seamed construction for added durability
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for lasting comfort
Available in 10 colors
At Jobber Underground, we don't care about ratings.
We don't care about backstage gossip.
We don't care who moved the most merch.
We care about great wrestling, great conversations, and marking out with fellow fans.
Material Details
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank garments sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the USA
Please Note: Lighter Heather colors may be slightly sheer under certain lighting conditions.
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