Some people watch wrestling.
Some people live wrestling.
If you've ever stood up during a near fall...
Yelled "HE KICKED OUT!" at your television...
Or somehow turned a five-minute conversation into a 45-minute debate about whether Kenny Omega or Bret Hart is the better storyteller...
Congratulations.
You're one of us.
The Sit Down Shut Up Mark Out Full-Zip Hoodie is built for wrestling fans who wear their fandom proudly. Featuring a clean left chest logo on the front and a full-size sumo leg drop graphic on the back, it's the perfect layer for late-night pay-per-views, road trips to indie shows, podcast recordings, conventions, or arguing with your friends about whether that match was actually five stars.
Made from a premium cotton blend with a relaxed fit, it's soft, warm, and comfortable enough to become your go-to hoodie all year long.
Available in Navy, Charcoal Heather, and Red, it's ready for every Dynamite, Wrestle Kingdom, ROH, STARDOM, or "I swear this 1987 Memphis match is incredible" recommendation you'll inevitably make.
Premium full-zip hoodie
Soft, heavyweight cotton blend for year-round comfort
Relaxed fit that's perfect for layering
Three-panel hood with matching drawcord
Full-length zipper with auto-lock slider
Front kangaroo pockets
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Small Sit Down Shut Up Mark Out logo on the chest
Large sumo leg drop graphic across the back
Available in Navy, Charcoal Heather, and Red
Perfect for:
Watching wrestling.
Talking about wrestling.
Thinking about wrestling.
Rewatching wrestling.
Explaining why everyone else is wrong about wrestling.
Promising yourself you'll "just watch one match" before accidentally losing three hours.
Around here, we don't care about TV ratings.
We don't care about backstage rumors.
We don't care who "won the internet."
We care about the joy of professional wrestling—and marking out with people who love it just as much as we do.
So...
Sit Down. Shut Up. Mark Out.
80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
Heather Grey: 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
Other Heather colors: 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
Fabric weight: 8.3 oz./yd² (280 g/m²)
Relaxed fit
Three-panel hood with matching round drawcord
Full-length zipper with auto-lock slider
Front kangaroo pockets
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Blank garment sourced from Pakistan
Some people watch wrestling.
Some people live wrestling.
If you've ever stood up during a near fall...
Yelled "HE KICKED OUT!" at your television...
Or somehow turned a five-minute conversation into a 45-minute debate about whether Kenny Omega or Bret Hart is the better storyteller...
Congratulations.
You're one of us.
The Sit Down Shut Up Mark Out Full-Zip Hoodie is built for wrestling fans who wear their fandom proudly. Featuring a clean left chest logo on the front and a full-size sumo leg drop graphic on the back, it's the perfect layer for late-night pay-per-views, road trips to indie shows, podcast recordings, conventions, or arguing with your friends about whether that match was actually five stars.
Made from a premium cotton blend with a relaxed fit, it's soft, warm, and comfortable enough to become your go-to hoodie all year long.
Available in Navy, Charcoal Heather, and Red, it's ready for every Dynamite, Wrestle Kingdom, ROH, STARDOM, or "I swear this 1987 Memphis match is incredible" recommendation you'll inevitably make.
Premium full-zip hoodie
Soft, heavyweight cotton blend for year-round comfort
Relaxed fit that's perfect for layering
Three-panel hood with matching drawcord
Full-length zipper with auto-lock slider
Front kangaroo pockets
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Small Sit Down Shut Up Mark Out logo on the chest
Large sumo leg drop graphic across the back
Available in Navy, Charcoal Heather, and Red
Perfect for:
Watching wrestling.
Talking about wrestling.
Thinking about wrestling.
Rewatching wrestling.
Explaining why everyone else is wrong about wrestling.
Promising yourself you'll "just watch one match" before accidentally losing three hours.
Around here, we don't care about TV ratings.
We don't care about backstage rumors.
We don't care who "won the internet."
We care about the joy of professional wrestling—and marking out with people who love it just as much as we do.
So...
Sit Down. Shut Up. Mark Out.
80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
Heather Grey: 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
Other Heather colors: 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
Fabric weight: 8.3 oz./yd² (280 g/m²)
Relaxed fit
Three-panel hood with matching round drawcord
Full-length zipper with auto-lock slider
Front kangaroo pockets
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Blank garment sourced from Pakistan
