Starting a Wrestling Cult? Please Submit the Proper Paperwork.

The Church of Kenny Omega is now accepting applications for subsidiary cults. Unauthorized worship will not be tolerated.

The professional wrestling landscape is littered with factions, stables, and self-appointed prophets. Frankly, it's a regulatory nightmare.

Fortunately, Kendra Omega, First Disciple of the Best Bout Machine and Jobber Underground's foremost authority on matters of wrestling theology, has taken decisive action.

Effective immediately, anyone wishing to establish a wrestling cult dedicated to Kenny Omega, The Young Bucks, Will Ospreay, or other approved deities must complete Form CKO-001: Application for Subsidiary Cult Establishment.

The comprehensive application includes questions concerning theological alignment, intended geographical reach, previous acts of heresy, and whether the applicant has ever defended Don Callis. All reasonable precautions.

Under the Church's new organizational structure, subsidiary cults will operate independently while remaining entirely subordinate to Kendra Omega, who retains exclusive authority over approvals, doctrine, and the collection of mandatory offerings. Think of it as a pyramid scheme, except the person at the top actually deserves your devotion.

Applicants are reminded that unauthorized worship may result in cease-and-desist letters, referral to The Young Bucks, or eternal damnation in Don Callis's personal hell. Download the application, complete all required fields, and submit yourself to the appropriate ecclesiastical oversight. Remember: Bigger Beliefs. Better Bouts. Cult Works for Kenny.