Steve the Jobber Unisex Tee

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Meet Steve.

Steve has never won a championship.

Steve has never won a tournament.

Steve has never even won a coin toss.

Steve once tapped out during his own entrance.

...and we couldn't love him more.

Because at Jobber Underground, we know wrestling isn't built by undefeated champions. It's built by the people willing to make everyone else look like a million bucks. Steve is every enhancement talent, opening match hero, and undercard legend who climbed through the ropes so somebody else could have their big moment.

He's also somehow the emotional heart of this whole ridiculous operation.

Printed on the legendary Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Tee, this premium wrestling t-shirt is unbelievably soft, lightweight, and has just the right amount of stretch. Whether you're attending an indie show, recording a podcast, hunting for obscure wrestling tapes, or preparing to lose clean in six minutes to someone whose entrance music isn't finished yet, this shirt is built for maximum comfort.

Available in 10 colors—Team Purple, Navy, Brown, Dark Grey, Asphalt, Heather Slate, Heather True Royal, Leaf, Heather Team Purple, and Vintage White.

Features

  • Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirt

  • Ultra-soft combed and ring-spun cotton

  • Lightweight, breathable fabric with comfortable stretch

  • Modern retail fit for everyday wear

  • Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit

  • Side-seamed construction for durability

  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for lasting comfort

  • Available in 10 colors

Steve may have:

  • Never kicked out at two.

  • Missed the battle royal because he got lost looking for catering.

  • Been pinned by a headlock once.

  • Accidentally sold merchandise for his opponent.

But Steve keeps showing up.

So do we.

Because everybody deserves a place on the card.

Welcome to the Underground.

Material Details

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)

  • Pre-shrunk fabric

  • Side-seamed construction

  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

  • Blank garments sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the USA

Please Note: Vintage White and lighter Heather colors may appear slightly sheer under certain lighting conditions.

Meet Steve.

Steve has never won a championship.

Steve has never won a tournament.

Steve has never even won a coin toss.

Steve once tapped out during his own entrance.

...and we couldn't love him more.

Because at Jobber Underground, we know wrestling isn't built by undefeated champions. It's built by the people willing to make everyone else look like a million bucks. Steve is every enhancement talent, opening match hero, and undercard legend who climbed through the ropes so somebody else could have their big moment.

He's also somehow the emotional heart of this whole ridiculous operation.

Printed on the legendary Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Tee, this premium wrestling t-shirt is unbelievably soft, lightweight, and has just the right amount of stretch. Whether you're attending an indie show, recording a podcast, hunting for obscure wrestling tapes, or preparing to lose clean in six minutes to someone whose entrance music isn't finished yet, this shirt is built for maximum comfort.

Available in 10 colors—Team Purple, Navy, Brown, Dark Grey, Asphalt, Heather Slate, Heather True Royal, Leaf, Heather Team Purple, and Vintage White.

Features

  • Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirt

  • Ultra-soft combed and ring-spun cotton

  • Lightweight, breathable fabric with comfortable stretch

  • Modern retail fit for everyday wear

  • Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit

  • Side-seamed construction for durability

  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for lasting comfort

  • Available in 10 colors

Steve may have:

  • Never kicked out at two.

  • Missed the battle royal because he got lost looking for catering.

  • Been pinned by a headlock once.

  • Accidentally sold merchandise for his opponent.

But Steve keeps showing up.

So do we.

Because everybody deserves a place on the card.

Welcome to the Underground.

Material Details

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)

  • Pre-shrunk fabric

  • Side-seamed construction

  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

  • Blank garments sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the USA

Please Note: Vintage White and lighter Heather colors may appear slightly sheer under certain lighting conditions.